December 2010
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Stay hurtable. Stay human. Stay open. It’s always worth it.
– John Mayer (via eatsleepjohnmayer)
Let me tell you something, whether you’re me or whether you’re anyone in this...
– John Mayer (Live for the big picture: My NY Resolution)
A list of possible plans for this evening, in... →
blissed:
I pour myself into a ~*~bangin’~*~ dress, head to the Strip to meet up with friends, drink my face off, run into John Mayer and charm him with my disarmingly rapier wit, we kiss at midnight, I give him a fake number because I’m ~*~above~*~ drunken New Year’s Eve hookups, he never quite gets over it and writes a song about me, it goes #1.
I pour myself into a completely unflattering...
tourloko:
VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: Do not watch if you are allergic to big deals. This is me beating Jason Kapono, the NBA’s most accurate three point shooter, in a game of P.I.G. Also included is a heroic answer from John to Spencer Hawes’ long shot. We met Spencer and Jason on the first day of the trip and saw their team (the 76ers) beat the Suns last night. They turned out to be super good...
people who shave their eyebrows off and then draw...
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma)
there i just said it i'm scared you'll forget...
So what, so I’ve got a smile on me, but it’s hiding the quiet superstitions in...
– Why Georgia - John Mayer (via life-or-somethinglikeit)
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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be...
– Erma Bombeck (via thresca)
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it's just the strangest thing, i've seen your face...
I was having a nice drunken heart to heart with one of my friends the other night, and he told me that I have changed a lot over the past few months, and that he had no idea who I even was anymore. Funny thing is, he had no idea who I was in the first place.
…an early evening dream, a past-life love affair
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drop your worries, you are gonna turn out fine
I hate how things never hit me until some ridiculous hour in the morning, when I should be sleeping. The fall semester is officially over as of today; I graduate next semester. Excuse me? No thank you. I am not ready what so ever. AHHHHHHHHH! Fuck. But I’m so stoked because I have wanted to take Developmental Disabilities since my freshman year, but you had to be at least junior status at...
Things that make me feel awkward:
rainiersokool:
Being in a room with only one other person
Talking to someone who used to be your friend but isn’t anymore
Eating in front of other people
Accidentally hitting hands with someone while walking
Knowing someone’s name when they don’t know yours
Staring off into space then realizing you were staring at a person
Eye contact from across the room
How to be a 20-Something →
Be really attractive. Your acne is gone, your face has matured without having wrinkles and everything on your body is lifted naturally. Eat bagels seven days a week, binge-drink and do drugs: you’ll still look like a babe. When you turn thirty, it’ll become a different story but that’s, like, not for a really long time.
Reestablish a relationship with your parents. You don’t live with them...
LA is a hot one night stand. NY is a deeply loving relationship”.
– John Mayer (via eatsleepjohnmayer)
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How come everything I think I need always comes...
You ever have that thought that bums you out and you’re bummed out by the thought, but the thought escapes you, so all you’re left with is being bummed out but you can’t remember what it is that bummed you out in the first place? So you’ll spend time going back in your mind trying to figure out why you’re not looking forward to Tuesday, whatever Tuesday is. You’re like what’s wrong with Tuesday?...
When you first meet somebody, you find out they...
A friend of a friend of theirs says he or she really really likes you and it floors you, kills you, sends you to the ground. You gotta pick yourself up off the ground and then you get their phone number and you call them up right and you say Yeah that was a great phone conversation, can I see you sometime? And then they say this, they say, I’d like that. And I’d like...
just go on the assumption that you’re awesome… just spend all your time on love…...
– John Mayer, “Gravity.” (Red Rocks 9/1/2010) (via dont-hold-your-love-over-my-head) (via letlovewin)
How many people in this room have a number in their phone they best not call?...
– John Mayer ~ American Airlines Center Dallas, TX 9March 2010 ~ Intro to Edge of Desire (via aninfinitejmfan, myquarter-lifecrisis)
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